Flut players playing flute



How do concert band flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
They ask their boyfriend to do it for them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, but she’ll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can’t be pushed in.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she’ll have to twist it back and forth for an hour to make sure she gets it just right.
How many flutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one - she simply holds it up and the world revolves around her.
What do you call a good flute section?
Impossible
how can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?
When the engines stop, the whining continues

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