Some Questions and answers of it
Q: How many music critics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Music critics don’t know how, but rest assured they’ll find something wrong with the way you do it.
Q: Why are music critics’ columns bad choices to line the bottom of a bird cage?
A: It’s too hard to distinguish the droppings from the writing.
Q: What do you get if you cross a music critic with a bowling ball?
A: A bowling ball that wouldn’t know a good performance if it heard one.
Q: What do you get if you cross a music critic?
A: A bad review.
Q: How many critics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They work in the dark.
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play bagpipes, but doesn’t.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: What’s worse than a bagpiper?
A: Two bagpipers.
Q: What has 32 feet and an I.Q. of 83?
A: A flag corp.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
Q: How many electric guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but they stand so close to each other you’d swear they were going to kiss.
Q: What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
A: When you plug them in, they suck.
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