Funny Marching Band Jokes

Trombone players

How many trombone players does it take to replace a light bulb?

1 to hold it in place and 5 to drink enough liquor to make the room spin.

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French horn player

What do you get when you cross a french horn player with a Goal post.

A Goal post that can t march.

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Upset band member

A young freshman boy was very upset one day at band practice. The Drum Major, who was a senior, asked what was wrong. The boy replied, “Everyone can march, slide march, high step, and do grouchos but me. I just can t do it!” The Drum Major looked at the boy and said, “Why do you think they made me Drum Major?”

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Differences between bull anad band director

what is the difference between a bull and a band director ?

the bull has its horns in the front and the ass hole in the back

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10 important thigs to know

10. you refer to things as the heart move, the parallelogram,

the teardrop, and the freaking hard double time move.

9. you spend more time wearing purple & gold than any other

color.

8. you have come up with your own, “one time at band camp

stories.

7. you sweat in 50-degree weather.

6. you use band camp as an opportunity to find a new boy/girl

friend.

5. going to furr’s cafeteria is something you talk about

regularly and promise to tell your grandchildren how you

got game ball.

4. you know exactly which truck mr. vail drives.

3. you see the band room more than your home

2. your parents have given you permission to have mr. vail

adopt you since he sees you more than them.

1. you find yourself singing the opener while going down the

hall followed by the fight song.

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